Futurama Quotes

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• Oh no! This could be the year without a Kwanza, like every year before 1966. -Amy
• I thought they were selfish, but in the end, it turns out it was I who thought they were selfish. -Bender
• The ship can't take this much pressure. Sometimes it falls apart just sitting in the hangar. -Professor
• What's that loud boring sound you'll hear as soon as I stop talking? -Zoidberg
• Now that's a tree worth chopping down. -Fry
• Pine trees aren't barking snakes - they won't just turn up in a salad in Olive Garden. -Professor
• You know Santa may have killed Scruffy, but he makes a good point. -Fry
• Hooray! A happy ending for the rich people! -Zoidberg
• One dip in that toxic muck and your DNA will be permanently mutated. You'll grow a camel hump or a Zoidberg face. -Fry
• Give generously knowing some poor helpless mutant will thank you. Not in person. Thank god. -Narrator
• I can eat a hot dog underwater. -Fry
• This calls for a party, baby. I'm ordering 100 kegs, 100 hookers and 100 Elvis impersonators that aren't above a little hooking should the occasion…
• Horns are a sign of virility. Plus, they house my testes. -Lrr
• You are hereby conquered. Please line up in order of how much beryllium it takes to kill you. -Lrr
• What's on the TV tonight? Oh wait, I don't care, I have a date! -Lrr
• I'm Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8. Can I crash on your couch? -Lrr
• Your key card may not open the Exercise Room, because someone smeared mystery on the lock. -Narrator
• As I told you on Suckerpunch Day, I'm through being a chump! -Fry
• A floor? We live like Kings! -Zoidberg
• I have everything I ever wanted: money, wealth, riches. -Bender

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