Best Being Cool Qoutes
583 Being Cool quotes by 179 unique authors
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I just learned today that bacteria is not the back door of a cafeteria.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Wives are funny creatures. They don`t have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.
— Nikhil Saluja
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LOVE LETTERS, correspondence that should always bear the salutation: My Dearest, and Gentlemen of the Jury;
— Nikhil Saluja
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LOVE LETTERS, are best mailed in the waste basket
— Nikhil Saluja
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LOVER(S), People who never get tired of each other because they are always talking about themselves;
— Nikhil Saluja
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LOVER(S), A person who could only be more perfect if your partner turned into a pizza at 4:00 am
— Nikhil Saluja
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LOVE SONG, a caress set to music
— Nikhil Saluja
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LOVE, TRUE, marrying a girl, even though she hasn't a steady job
— Nikhil Saluja
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LUXURIES, Items which, by grand design, always cost more -- for example: a divorce decree costs more than a marriage license
— Nikhil Saluja
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I live like I type...fast and with tons of mistakes.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Mom, I'm 16 now. Can I have a Bra? No, John.
— Nikhil Saluja
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I'm bored. Maybe I should leave the house and check twitter from somewhere else.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Not all bitches are women.
— Nikhil Saluja
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If I follow you, don't tweet about your boyfriend because I'm your boyfriend until further notice.
— Nikhil Saluja
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I showed my therapist some of my tweets and now she's seeing a therapist.
— Nikhil Saluja
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If you have a son, you only have to worry about one penis. If you have a daughter, you have to worry about every penis…
— Nikhil Saluja
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Million dollar idea: A smart phone that doesn't receive phone calls.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Don't waste your life living in a $100,000 apartment when you can live under a $15 million dollar bridge.
— Nikhil Saluja
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For the 5th time: I don't wanna come to your cat's birthday party Freak! My dog is getting married that day!
— Nikhil Saluja
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No matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone....you answer…
— Nikhil Saluja
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Followers, because calling them The people who are witnessing your failure is too sad.
— Nikhil Saluja
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On your mark, get set, go fuck yourself.
— Nikhil Saluja
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My girl came down from taking a bath, gave me a wink and said, I shaved and you know what that means? I said, The…
— Nikhil Saluja
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Alcoholic: A person you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
— Nikhil Saluja
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After cooking dinner tonight, I realized there is no straight way to wash a carrot.
— Nikhil Saluja
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