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• Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an…
• If it's dirty, it's not funny, but if it's funny, it's not dirty.
• I found out that if you made people laugh, they like you. Most people got to like me because I made them…
• As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
• I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a grudge, they're…
• Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.
• At the Sahara, the seats are banked and most of the audience is looking down at the stage. Everybody in the business…
• I have the gift of laughter. I can make people laugh at will. In good times and in bad. And that I…
• I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.
• A comedian sees the world bent. I'm tangent to the circle.
• There have always been mixed emotions about Howard Cosell: Some people hate him like poison, and other people just hate him regular.
• What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. Think of Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, Jackie Gleason, who were all Catholics.

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