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Golf Quotes by Buddy Hackett
- Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a…
- Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.
- I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.
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