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• I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.
• Wandering around back stage at a willie Nelson concert is a bit like being the parrot on the shoulder of the guy…
• I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute…
• Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot.
• You don't accomplish much by swimming with the mainstream. Hell, a dead fish can do that.
• I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
• The art of writing fiction is to sail as dangerously close to the truth as possible without sinking the ship
• I'm not afraid to live. I'm not afraid to fail. I'm not afraid to succeed. I'm not afraid to fall in love.…
• Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get,
• I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.
• Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.
• You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.

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