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John Oliver has 98 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented,…
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Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.
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Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting.…
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Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.
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Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.
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News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.
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Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord…
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Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'
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Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states…
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If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where delegates come…
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You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter,
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One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.
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King of England, and you, duke of Bedford, who call yourself regent of the kingdom of France... settle your debt to the…
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No words can express how much the world owes to sorrow. Most of the Psalms were born in the wilderness. Most of…
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The Maid and her soldiers will have the victory. Therefore the Maid is willing that you, Duke of Bedford, should not destroy…
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I was born in Taunton, Massachusetts on June 1, 1917, but I actually grew up in nearby New Bedford.
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We had no religion at all, but we were Jews in New Hampshire, and my sister - who is now a rabbi…
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My family is from Liverpool, so I have some of those vowel sounds, I've got the slack tone of someone from Birmingham,…
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All I really want is a three-room house. The home I have designed at my new farm in Bedford, New York, is…
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I grew up in Bedford, N.Y., and it was close enough to Jones Beach on Long Island that every summer my mother…
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I love Boston. I come here all the time and play pick-up ice hockey with friends in Concord and Bedford.
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Once, these girls on Bedford Avenue audibly mocked my outfit. One says, 'Those shoes are so stupid!' And the other says, 'The…
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