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• Don't cruise ships have a rock finder thingy?
• If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK.
• Prince Edward Island is a lovely place, but does it really need 10 'Anne of Green Gables' gift shops?
• We have our underwear 10, 12 years! Ladies just throw pantyhose out! I'd go through a crate of 'em a week! And…
• Socially this was very difficult on me. When you have no eyebrows... people don't know what's wrong but they're pretty sure something…
• What do they give you for a side dish in England for breakfast? Home Fries? Hash Browns? Fresh fruit? Nay, nay. They…
• I tried the low-carb bread. Have you tried it? It's horrible. I tasted it. I thought the wrapper was still on. It's…
• I dont do up. Sit-ups. Push-ups. Pull-ups. I do downs. Sit down. Lay down. Blackjack, Ill double down. Give me a cheeseburger,…
• Gotta love whitewater rafting. Ten of us are going. Eight will come back. Dont forget to wear your toe tag. Sometimes the…
• Ive been on a cruise ship thats crashed. The captain comes on, 'I want you to know that the ship is taking…
• He can say, 'Feed me, I'm hungry,' in 27 languages.

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