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• If you were on the phone with me and Tommy right now, we would probably forget you were there, we'd just be… — Nikki Sixx
• I'm liver than Jay, Davy, and Kathy and Regis, been on more MTV shows than Butthead and Beavis. — Nelly
• The only place we were really told to tone it down - where other people would use the word censorship, but I… — Penn Jillette
• Then there was a kid in the neighborhood about three blocks away, his name was Bobby Beavis. — Mike Judge
• People say that the Beavis voice doesn't sound like me or some other voices. Butt-Head I think sounds like me. — Mike Judge
• Beavis you dumbass! There always been TV! There's just more channels now! — Beavis And Butthead
• Dammit Beavis, Shut Up. — Beavis And Butthead
• Dammit Beavis, what the hell are you doing? You're not supposed to have your penis out while you're cooking! — Beavis And Butthead
• Yah, Beware the long wiener of Beavis. — Beavis And Butthead
• Uh, Beavis, did you cut the cheese? Huh huh huh. — Beavis And Butthead
• Shut up, Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it'll turn inside-out and come out your mouth. — Beavis And Butthead
• Settle down, Beavis. This is only gonna hurt for like a minute or something. — Beavis And Butthead

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