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• I enjoy talking about politics a great deal.
• People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes.
• My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family.
• The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch.
• Lawmakers in New Jersey are proposing a ban on Brazilian waxing. If it passes New Jersey will change its nickname to the…
• This week, President Obama attended what was either the G-20 summit or his high school reunion. I haven't seen old white dudes…
• After First Lady Michelle Obama was photographed in London this week wearing clothes from J. Crew, the store has been selling out…
• Indian car maker Tata motors, has unveiled the world's cheapest car, which sells for 2000 dollars. The Tata is not the world's…
• Three boys in southwest Michigan, who were looking for old bottles, discovered a bone from a mammoth. So they made a bong…
• A government study has found that traces of a chemical used in rocket fuel were found in samples of powdered baby formula,…
• Suspended NFL star Michael Vick told a bankruptcy court on Friday that his time in prison has given him a chance to…
• It was reported this week that a man who was proposing to his girlfriend on the Brooklyn Bridge dropped the ring, causing…

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