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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If libertarianism were easy to explain, and it weren't easy to exaggerate the effects of libertarianism, I think it would have been…
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Some jobs are worse than actual wives. Ad agency vs. Matrimony, for instance: Even the most capricious and demanding spouse is not…
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Writing this book required an enormous amount of help from friends. To them goes the credit. I'll take the money.
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The Tenth Commandment sends a message to socialists, to egalitarians, to people obsessed with fairness, to American presidential candidates in the year…
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We're told cars are wasteful. Wasteful of what? Oil did a lot of good sitting in the ground for millions of years.…
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[T]he Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was…
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A rill in a barnyard and the Grand Canyon represent, in the main, stages of valley erosion that began some millions of…
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He was slumped over, blood trickling from the side of his mouth. I shook his furry hip, thinking, No! Even if you…
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You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.
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You don't see no city when you look at me cause country's all I am. I love runnin' barefoot through the old…
— Loretta Lynn
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Sending armies to McClellan is like shoveling fleas across a barnyard, not half of them get there.
— Abraham Lincoln
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I shall never forget my first encounter with gorillas. Sound preceded sight. Odor preceded sound in the form of an overwhelming, musky-barnyard,…
— Dian Fossey
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I have often been reminded of the wild duck that came down on migration into a barnyard and liked it so well…
— Vance Havner
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I woke up in a barnyard when I heard a farmer shout. Get away, boy, from my daughter, then a shot gun…
— Rod Stewart
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