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- Conscience was the barmaid of the Victorian soul. Recognizing that human beings were fallible and that their failings, though regrettable, must be… — C. E. M. Joad
- An alleged scientific discovery has no merit unless it can be explained to a barmaid. — Ernest Rutherford
- I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid. — Jenny Eclair
- Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw? — Jimmy Buffett
- It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. — Albert Einstein
- I went into a pub and asked the barmaid whether they did Cash back. To my surprise she replied, Actually sir, in… — Robert D Dangoor
- A barmaid pours out a pint of lager for a customer in our local pub and she puts it down on a… — Robert D Dangoor