Balls Quotes

1827 quotes by 1343 authors

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. — Sam Snead
The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree. — Brian Weiss
Imagine life is a game in which you are juggling five balls. The balls are called work, family, health, friends, and integrity. And you're keeping… — James Patterson
A solitary maple on a woodside flames in single scarlet, recalls nothing so much as the daughter of a noble house dressed for a fancy… — Henry James
Golf is golf. You hit the ball, you go find it. Then you hit it again. — Lon Hinkle
Golf is more exacting than racing, cards, speculation, or matrimony. In almost all other games you pit yourself against a mortal foe; in golf it… — Arnold Haultain
Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be… — Bobby Jones
The fun part of golf is the variety of shots. In football you can do anything with a ball, but you can do anything with… — Johan Cruijff
A golf ball can stop in the fairway, rough, woods, bunker or lake. With five equally likely options, very few balls choose the fairway. — Jim Bishop
When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you. — Chi Chi Rodriguez
The reason I don't play golf is because I was a caddie when I was 13. Women never gave up a golf ball that was… — Art Buchwald
I get pissed off. I simply do not understand someone who hits a ball that lands behind a tree and can look at it and… — Simon Hobday
The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree,… — Zeppo Marx
I've lost balls in every hazard and on every course I've tried. But when I lose a ball in the ball washer, it's time to… — Milt Gross
Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a… — Buddy Hackett
You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble because the other… — Dave Barry
It does look like a very good exercise. But what is the little white ball for? — Ulysses S. Grant
I did not see the sense in chasing a little white ball around a field. — Calvin Coolidge
Hitting a golf ball and putting have nothing in common. They're two different games. You work all your life to perfect a repeating swing that… — Ben Hogan
You get no points for style when it comes to putting. It's getting the ball to drop into the cup that counts. — Laurie Auchterlonie

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