Balls Quotes

1827 quotes by 1343 authors

The difficulty is, all swing thoughts decay, like radium. What burnt up the course on Wednesday has turned to lead on Sunday. Yet it does… — John Updike
I've just discovered the secret of golf. You can't play a really hot game unless you're so miserable that you don't worry over your shots.… — P.G. Wodehouse
There was the man who seemed to be attempting to decieve his ball and lull it into a false sense of security by looking away… — P.G. Wodehouse
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150. — Bob Hope
My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off! — Bob Hope
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about. — Bob Hope
Out here, it's just you and the ball. — Mike Weir
You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it. — Sam Snead
Everybody has two swings-a beautiful practice swing and the choked-up one with with which they hit the ball. So it wouldn't do either of us… — Ed Furgol
Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve. — Dan Jenkins
The advent of the rubber ball was instrumental in creating an entirely different method of striking the object. The solid ball required to be hit… — Harry Vardon
After hitting two balls into the water- By God, I've got a good mind to jump in and make it four. — Simon Hobday
By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport. — Julius Boros
Got more dirt than ball. Here we go again. — Alan Shepard
Because of the suit I was wearing, I couldn't make a good pivot on the swing. And I had to hit the ball with one… — Alan Shepard
Then I thought, with the same clubhead speed, the ball's going to go at least six times as far. There's absolutely no drag, so if… — Alan Shepard
Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the… — Dave Barry
The earth is GodÊ¹s golf ball. — Don Van Vliet
I didn't miss the putt. I made the putt. The ball missed the hole. — Peter Jacobsen
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing. — Tim Allen

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