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Well, a good ole boy is somebody that rides around in a pick-up truck - which I do - and drinks beer and puts 'em… — Billy Carter
A good roast of sun, it slows you, lets you relax–and out here if there's anything wrong, you can see it coming with bags of… — A.L. Kennedy
We are not all connected. We are bags of skin. We are all separate bags of thinking skin. — A.L. Kennedy
I don't want to look at myself - ever. All I see is that my face is a problem. It's asymmetrical. I get terrible bags… — Whitney Cummings
I don't have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. — Dylan Moran
I miss my Dad. My Dad loved cheesy monster movies, so we'd have Godzilla movie marathons. Those are some of my favorite memories, laughing at… — Ahmet Zappa
We were also performing. We'd give them a list of, like, 'Here's how we want to be introduced' They'd be like, 'Great' And then 5… — Amy Poehler
When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was… — J.R.R. Tolkien
San Francisco is the only city in America where marijuana is legal but plastic bags are not. — Conan O'Brien
I've learned how to be open and bold about my faith, but in terms of my influence, I just try to lead in a godly… — Jeremy Lin
I don't want to play out of another man's bag. — Ben Webster
Matching shoes and bags immediately age you by 10 years. — Ines de La Fressange
How fascinating is death, the extinction of life. One moment here and the next gone. The light put out and only the empty bag of… — Henry Van Dyke
The lives of most men are patchwork quilts. Or at best one matching outfit with a closet and laundry bag full of incongruous accumulations. A… — Jesse Owens
You sit down at Katz's and you eat the big bowl of pickles and you're eating the pastrami sandwich, and halfway through you say to… — Mario Batali
For some people, history is simply what your wife looks good standing in front of. It’s what’s cast in bronze, or framed in sepia tones,… — Elizabeth McCracken
I think that the lack of intuition in fashion today is one of the most dangerous things. My fear is that our business is turning… — Alber Elbaz
Golf is a terrible, hopeless addiction, it seems: it makes its devotees willing to trudge miles in any manner of weather, lugging a huge, incommodious… — Mike Seabrook
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. — Dakota Fanning
I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of… — Dan Glickman
Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our house. And I thought, I too am like that snail. I… — Jack Handey
If there's ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really start to annoy you after a while how they really sort… — Jack Handey
You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests? Just… — Jack Handey
Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit, but we won't laugh at a man just walking down the… — Jack Handey
The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old… — Jack Handey

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