Bagels Quotes

29 Bagels quotes by 27 unique authors

I served seven years as the chair of the Princeton economics department where I had responsibility for major policy decisions, such as whether to serve… — Ben Bernanke
They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the… — Shaquille O'Neal
I tried being anorexic for four hours and then i was like, i need some bagels — Kat Dennings
I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls! — Fanny Brice
Once I was coming down a street in Beverly Hills and I saw a Cadillac about a block long, and out of the side window… — Dorothy Parker
The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance companies, there are… — George Carlin
I used to wonder why God used a prop like the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil to inflict guilt on Adam&Eve, until I… — Jon Rappoport
We do it early like Cheerios and a bagel — Nicki Minaj
A gluten-free diet still allows you access to almost every fruit and vegetable, a variety of grains and legumes, your pick of dairy products, fresh… — Daphne Oz
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. — Sara Sheridan
I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what's even crazier… — Evan Peters
In New York, I like it when you can get bagels at 3 in the morning. — Shepard Smith
When I was 17, I worked at a bagel shop - I ate so many! I was also in all the school musicals, which we… — Jenna Ushkowitz
Bagel in the morning is the ultimate breakfast for me; they're just good. — Lee DeWyze
You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork. — Al Yankovic
Olympia was a town crawling with music. I was new to the whole punk scene. The culture shock continued; Olympia had bagels! We didn't have… — Beth Ditto
I do all of the grocery shopping in my little family. I buy cheese, of many different kinds, sliced packaged meats and poultry, bagels, immense… — Ben Stein
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say it… — Steven Wright
That was close,"he said, helping himself to coffee. Yeah, you almost opened the door to Morelli." I wasn't talking about Morelli. I was talking about… — Janet Evanovich
Just out of curiosity, can an immortal choke to death on a bagel? (Francesca) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I'll show Luke I can fit into the city. I'll show him I can be a true New Yorker. I'll go the gym, and then… — Sophie Kinsella
Bryn ate her bagel in silence, and by the time she was finished, Liam had already neatly packed her overnight bag and loaded it in… — Rachel Caine
Romanians have a saying, 'Not every dog has a bagel on its tail.' It means that not all streets are paved with gold. When I… — Nadia Comaneci
On winter Sundays when I was a child, we waited for my father to return from his tennis game with bagels and sturgeon and for… — Jane Leavy
Modesty means admitting the possibility of error, subsuming the self for the good of the whole, remaining open to surprise and the gifts that only… — Nancy Gibbs

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