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• I served seven years as the chair of the Princeton economics department where I had responsibility for major policy decisions, such as… — Ben Bernanke
• They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat… — Shaquille O'Neal
• I tried being anorexic for four hours and then i was like, i need some bagels — Kat Dennings
• I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls! — Fanny Brice
• Once I was coming down a street in Beverly Hills and I saw a Cadillac about a block long, and out of… — Dorothy Parker
• The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance… — George Carlin
• I used to wonder why God used a prop like the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil to inflict guilt on… — Jon Rappoport
• We do it early like Cheerios and a bagel — Nicki Minaj
• A gluten-free diet still allows you access to almost every fruit and vegetable, a variety of grains and legumes, your pick of… — Daphne Oz
• I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. — Sara Sheridan
• I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know… — Evan Peters
• In New York, I like it when you can get bagels at 3 in the morning. — Shepard Smith

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