Bag Quotes

757 Bag quotes by 611 unique authors

I'm paranoid pretty much all the time. I can take three Xanax and not feel a thing...I was letting the blogs get to me. It's… — Pete Wentz
Theres a lot of cute writers up there. I gotta bag me a husband! — Winona Ryder
My wife gave me a book before we got married, Oh, the Places You'll Go!, by Dr. Seuss. She was trying to tell me something,… — George Lopez
A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water!.. — Eleanor Roosevelt
Boy: You're so huge like a giant bag of skittles. Madea: You better get the hell up or when I come back up in here,… — Madea
I love my haters I do but guys you dont just have to be focused just on me go bag on other ppl and modavate… — Lovergirl
I have a knife collection. My favorites my switchblade. I flew from New York to Los Angeles and still had a couple of knives in… — Taylor Momsen
Guy cheats on girl. (female to female): Omg I feel so bad, I hope she's ok (male to male): That girl you hooked up with… — Livefree2dream44
*Buying condoms* Cashier: Would you like a bag with that? Me: No thanks... She's not that ugly. — Francis
I would like to initiate an initiative, the Broadway Annoying Audience Member Relocation Programme, so we can lose the people whose phones ring more than… — Daniel Radcliffe
I've just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting Mat Hoffman's tribute to Evel Knievel. I had a ball, too, even though I almost… — Johnny Knoxville
Once, these girls on Bedford Avenue audibly mocked my outfit. One says, 'Those shoes are so stupid!' And the other says, 'The dress is OK… — Gillian Jacobs
My bitch bad lookin like a bag of money — Unknown Author
I'm on float like sidewalk gnats weed miraculous misplace my roach collection for a fresh bag — C-DASH
Your love is a bag a crap so guess what, I trade you in for a better man. — Unknown Author
His muscles are as soggy as a used tea bag. — Foghorn Leghorn
I do see all these stories about me living on a teaspoon of gruel a day. It makes me laugh because it's just not true.… — Elizabeth Hurley
What in the world is in that bag whatchoo got in that. BAG? — Kal Penn
My perfect date night: I pick you up. In my Kia Sorrento. You get in. Theres candles in the car. You goIs that dangerous? and… — Aziz Ansari
We feed the nigga like forty chickens. His tail wag when I send him a bag with just one victim. — Ghostface Killah
One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up as… — Bill Brasky
Now, if they were just honest about it and were like, 'Look, this guy's going to die in, like, seven or eight minutes; I'm going… — Bill Burr
On the train to London, with those successfully exposed rolls in my bag, I hated myself and my profession. This sort of photography was only… — Robert Capa
Just because something happens to you doesn't mean you have to take it out on me I'm here to help you not to be your… — Shar-rae
The services provided by Aruba Villa Vacation Homes are extensive and should remove the apprehension that anyone might experience with international travel. To help you… — Unknown Author

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