Bag Quotes

757 Bag quotes by 611 unique authors

You know when the bags of chips say NEW! BIGGER SIZE! they really mean more air in the bag. — Alexandra Herrera
All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag o chips... — Unknown Author
Ooo, I got so much swag. That the people at the airport don't even wanna touch my bag. — Wiz Khalifa
My advice of the day... Don't be a douche-bag... Seriously... Don't be — Hussein Nishah
Love is the jelly to sunshines peanut butter. And if I tell you that Im in sandwich with you, Im not just saying it to… — Hussein Nishah
Valentines day isnt just for coules out there... its for us all... to share our love and to make known our love to our loved… — Josephine
When Life rings your door bell and leaves a burning bag of poo on your porch don't step on it, instead put it out by… — Unknown Author
A 5-YEAR OLD ASKED HIS FRIEND: WHAT'S FRIENDSHIP? HE REPLIED, FRIENDSHIP IS WHEN YOU STEAL MY CHOCOLATES EVERYDAY FROM MY BAG... AND YET, I STILL… — YOUNESS
Love is like sugar sweet and small but in the end you always need a new bag — Alanna Woodward
What every artist should try to prevent is the car, in whichis our civilized life, plunging over the side of the precipicethe exhibitionist extremist promoter… — Unknown Author
All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.. :P — Ritu Ghatourey
All my life I thought air was free...until I bought a bag of chips. — DaniAlla And Her BFF!
Those colorful denizens of male despair, the Bowery bum and the rail-riding hobo, have been replaced by the bag lady and the welfare mother. Women… — Florence King
All My Life I Thought Air Was Free Until I Open Up A Bag Of Chips Lbs — Sheila
If a horse can run at a speed of 30 miles per hour, what could prevent it from maintaining this speed? Weight. Yes. If we… — T Joseph Benziger
What? It's a bag of Fanta! -Alan — The Hangover 2
Fellas; Theres a fine line between complimenting her and letting her know youre a douche bag. — Ash Sweeney
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. — Nikhil Saluja
She Instagram herself like 'Bad bitch alert. 'He Instagram his watch like 'Mad rich alert.' He only wanna see that ass in reverse. Two thousand… — Kanye West
I be rocking Prada like a devil in this bitch. And a Birkin bag like a gold medal to this bitch. — Meek Mill
Put all your kit into a bag and trundle to the gym, then when your feeling all pumped up, just go and have a swim. — Kyle MacDonald
Am risking it for you but you still see me as some freaking punch bag, I guess you dont deserve me after all. — Crosby Kwaw
Cutest ever:- Once a theif was stealing at a home. A little girl saw him escaping. Girl: Take my School bag with U or else… — Mrthrill
An Empty Bag will not stand Upright..! — Nikhil Saluja
What is a legacy to a child? Is it about the money or property you leave to them? Is it all about how many kids… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler

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