Bag Quotes

757 Bag quotes by 611 unique authors

The hot dog was invented in 1903 by Jonathan Hotdog when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his dick-shaper machine. — Green Monk
At least the rap metal stuff is good, but it's not really my bag. I've been listening to the radio since we've been touring the… — Jon Crosby
It's into the same bag as E.T. and Yoda, wherein you're trying to create something that people will actually believe, but it's not so much… — Jim Henson
When some guy shows up with a shopping bag full of records and CD's and wants me to sign every one plus fifteen pieces of… — Jimmy Carl Black
I really want to do the Olympics. Obviously, I can't let things out of the bag, so to speak. — Mark Roberts
I'll put candles all over the room, then light then, and get to it. I call it my 'vibe in a bag.' — Jody Watley
I'd get a shell, they weighed about 80 pounds I think, but when I was 19 or 20 that was nothing. I'd take a shell… — Barney Ross
At 15 we put down my bag to hunt for a ball, found the ball, lost the bag. — Lee Trevino
If you came to box, you'll leave in a bag. — Lupe Fiasco
He sins as much who holds the bag as he who puts into it — French Proverb
See I know what ima tell her the same thing that the bankrobber told the teller just throw it in the bag. — Fabolous
A woman is like a tea bag, you can not tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water — Nancy Reagan
The boy strap 2 Nina's, Smokin out a bag big enough to fit on vacuum cleaners. — Lloyd Banks
Life is short and filled lots of grief and doubt so I just pull that bag of colorful frosty leaves on out and free my… — Kid Cudi
He's dumber than a bag of rocks! (Mankind) — Stone Cold Steve Austin
She gotta nails kit, she gotta hair did. She gotta a Gucci bag, her brand new outfit. — Flo Rida
It's all about the Benjamins, what? I get a fifty pound bag of ooh for the mutts. — P Diddy
Every bag, every blouse, every bracelet, comes with a price tag, baby, face it. — Pusha T
Ay yo shorty, won't you go get a bag of the 'leak-thru' I'll be undressed in the bra all see thru. — Lil Kim
By the way, I reup on bad dreams, bag up screams in 50s, be up on mad schemes that heat shop like Jiffy (pop pop),… — MF Doom
Bag your nuts quick or get sick from being naked. — Krs One
Cuz I'm shitting, hold your nose, Get a Louis bag for what? Bitch I been had swag, I got 50 thou' cash in a brown… — Gorilla Zoe
Im slammin *****s like shaquille, shit is real, when its time to eat a meal, I rob and steal, cuz mom dukes aint giving me… — Biggie Smalls
Mi nuh need no otha but a bag a gyal a run dung di Gaza Youth. — Vybz Kartel
I hate when my closet isn't totally together. Shoes are items I love the best, but I do have a soft spot for my new… — Kristin Cavallari

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