Bachelor Quotes

127 quotes by 105 authors

He took her up in his arms in the way of a bachelor who has had amateur experience of the carrying of nieces. — William Pett Ridge
I don't recommend being a bachelor, but it helps if you want to write. — Nelson Algren
The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all â€”… — Charles Farrar Browne
Danbury wasnt a prison, it was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor of marijuana, came out with a Doctorate of cocaine. — George Jung
Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. — P.J. O'Rourke
Here is the full list of the banned words I used: active homosexual; career women; Third World; blacks; Asians; Australasia; Bangalore; primitive African tribes; crippled;… — Rod Liddle
I declare that I am a bachelor. — Julian Eltinge
How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did… — Ogden Nash
During a long and varied career as a bachelor, I have noticed that marriage is the death of politeness between a man and a woman. — Arnold Bennett
The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. The… — P.J. O'Rourke
Every man is a bachelor out of his wife's sight! — Margaret Way
In April 1917 the illusion of isolation was destroyed, America came to the end of innocence, and of the exuberant freedom of bachelor independence. That… — Barbara Tuchman
Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed,… — Groucho Marx
A reader seldom peruses a book with pleasure until he knows whether the writer of it be a black man or a fair man, of… — Joseph Addison
A bachelor is only half a man — Louisa Lawson
A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one. — Helen Rowland
My first speaking part was to read for John Forsythe for Bachelor Father. I was the lead, opposite him. — Linda Evans
After all, wedlock is the natural state of man. A bachelor is not a complete human being. He is like the odd half of a… — Benjamin Franklin
... it is a fact universally acknowledged that a husband is the most ridiculous thing on earth, except for a bachelor. — Peter De Vries
Reed College required a thesis for a Bachelor's degree. Normally a Bachelor's is sort of like being stamped 'Prime US Beef.' They just walk you… — David Eddings

Who Wrote These Bachelor Quotes

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