Bachelor Quotes

127 quotes by 105 authors

When a man has seen the woman whom he would have chosen if he had intended to marry speedily, his remaining a bachelor will usually… — George Eliot
I may chance have some odd quirks and remnants of wit broken on me, because I have railed so long against marriage: but doth not… — William Shakespeare
One bachelor is an irritation. Ten thousand bachelors are a war. — Orson Scott Card
When a bachelor of philosophy from the Antilles refuses to apply for certification as a teacher on the grounds of his color I say that… — Frantz Fanon
Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you? — Stephenie Meyer
Old Cob tucked away his bowl of stew with the predatory efficency of a lifetime bachelor. — Patrick Rothfuss
Bachelor parties are designed for those who are sad to see the passing of their single days. I couldnâ€™t be more eager to have mine… — Stephenie Meyer
As a rule, you see, I'm not lugged into Family Rows. On the occasions when Aunt is calling Aunt like mastodons bellowing across premieval swamps… — P.G. Wodehouse
Thereâ€™s a lot I donâ€™t tell my father when he calls asking after Amy. He wouldnâ€™t understand that she has no interest in getting married… — David Sedaris
You mentioned your name as if I should recognize it, but beyond the obvious facts that you are a bachelor, a solicitor, a freemason, and… — Arthur Conan Doyle
What business has an old bachelor like that to marry?' said Sir James. 'He has one foot in the grave.' 'He means to draw it… — George Eliot
He quietly groaned. Again and again, heâ€™d witnessed this phenomenon with his friends. They got married. They were happy in that sated, grateful way of… — Tessa Dare
What a world of trouble those who never marry escape! There are many happy matches, it is true, and sometimes "my dear," and "my love"… — Mark Twain
Bachelor parties are for the married guys. — Christine Teigen
Bachelor parties would pay a lot of money to hire Pat Buchanan to come. — Willie Geist
I have a Bachelor in medicine, a Bachelor in surgery, and I am a Fellow of the Royal College of Surgeons. — Hasnat Khan
I am an unmarried man, as opposed to a single man. A bachelor, according to the dictionary, is a man who has never been married.… — Raymond Burr
A politician ought to be born a foundling and remain a bachelor. — Lady Bird Johnson
A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once. — Ed Wynn
Music pulled me like a gravitational force. I entered college as a physics major but left as a Bachelor of Music, a degree with the… — Marshall Brickman

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