Bachelor Quotes

127 quotes by 105 authors

An adult male living alone stops being a vaguely tragicomic bachelor once he is found in the circumstance of simultaneously taking a whiz and eating… — Dean Allen
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce. — Don Quinn
Telling a lie is: An Art for a lover Fault for a little boy an Accomplishment for a bachelor And a Matter of survival for… — Aashiq
MARRIAGE is an agreement, where in a MAN loses his 'BACHELOR DEGREE' and a woman gains her 'MASTERS'. — Nishan Panwar
Golden words by a wise man: If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even… — Ritzy
A bachelor must not waste time looking for a faultless woman to marry her. — Vikrant Parsai
A bachelor must not waste time ............. — Vikrant Parsai
A Bachelor is one who never chases a woman he couldn't outrun. — Green Monk
Well, I have an undergraduate degree, a couple of bachelor's degrees, from the U.S. Merchant Marine Academy. — Mark Kelly
The U.S. Census Bureau acknowledged this fact when it reported that those with a bachelor's degree earn on average $1 million more over their lifetime… — Elijah Cummings
A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse — Helen Rowland
The best bachelor since Bruce Wayne with his Bachelors Remasterd this rap shit you hear the words coming from my lips, bastards — J. Cole
Bachelor parties are designed for those who are sad to see the passing of their single days. I couldnt be more eager to have mine… — The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? Youre not taking him to a strip club, are you? -Bella Swan — The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
I like Project Runway at the moment, I love that show. I love Heidi Klum. Have you ever seen a pregnant woman look so good… — Emily Blunt
The press has created this bachelor persona, but it's not really me. — Wilmer Valderrama
We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it. — Bill Brasky
Massachusetts became the first state to marry gay couples, though lawmakers say allowing gay couples to get married raises a lot of questions. You know,… — Jay Leno
Bella What is that? Edward I'm late for my bachelor party. [Emmett leaps up to Bella's window] Emmett Send him out, Bella, or we're coming… — Twilight
If two gay guys get married do they go to the same bachelor party? — Amanda Roberts

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105 authors contributed a total of 127 Bachelor Quotes, led by these top contributors: