Babysitter Quotes

49 Babysitter quotes by 46 unique authors

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it. — Alfred Hitchcock
In many ways, Eulah-Beulah prepared me for literary criticism. After having a two-hundred-pound babysitter fart on your face and yell Pow!, The Village Voice holds… — Stephen King
The desirable virgin is sexy but not sexual. She's young, white, and skinny. She's a cheerleader, a babysitter; she's accessible and eager to please (remember… — Jessica Valenti
Light is good company, when alone; I took my comfort where I found it, and the warmest yellow bulb in the living-room lamp had become… — Aimee Bender
Leo: "So...giants who can throw mountains. Friendly wolves that will eat us if we show weakness. Evil espresso drinks. Gotcha. Maybe this isn't the best… — Rick Riordan
Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter! — Terry Pratchett
Gabriel: Bethany lacks understanding about the ways of the world. She still has much to learn and that makes her vulnerable." Beth: "Do you have… — Alexandra Adornetto
I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting... — Charles M. Schulz
The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most… — Dave Barry
Leaving us with Eric is like hiring a babysitter who spends his time sharpening knives. — Veronica Roth
Jack was mid-jump when I burst into my room. I snatched his ankle,flipping him horizontal.He crashed down hard to my bed and rolled off onto… — Kiersten White
You know what I'm thinking?' Maggie said. I had no idea. 'Nope,' David replied. Apparently David didn't know either. Maggie turned to me with pleading… — Lisa Lutz
I suddenly realized that a bunch of my friends needed babysitters and vowed to start screening my calls. — Kim Harrison
I went through a few phases of finding myself: I dabbled in musical theater, chess club, dance troupe, splatter-painting, school mascot (go Wildcats), babysitter, photojournalist,… — Debby Ryan
I have a six-year-old son and a four-year-old daughter, so I write when they are at school and pre-school, or when I have a babysitter. — Liane Moriarty
When a woman feels more like a maid than a girlfriend or wife, thats when she could stray. neglected, ignored, under appreciated, after being the… — Glen Rambharack
This is my baby sister kennedy(: — Patience
Taylor Gang Or Let Casey Anthony Be Your Babysitter — Taylor Gang
I'm fucking in the house, babysitter on the couch. Thirteen like, 'What this shit coming out?' Pass me a jimmy, I ain't ready for a… — Unknown Author
It doesn't really even matter what you do, it's just that you're doing it. There's something really lovely about saying 'she's with the babysitter and… — Alyson Hannigan
My husband and I are really trying to be good about date night. So once a week we get a babysitter and we go, even… — Alyson Hannigan
Thankfully we shoot on location, so we're not in L.A., and I mean, you know? if I was looking for a babysitter Britney might not… — Sarah Wayne Callies
No sugar cereal. Hot dogs with no nitrates. We weren't allowed to have McDonald's. When the babysitter came, we could have Kraft macaroni and cheese. — Emily Deschanel
Sister is another word for unpaid babysitter — Amit Verma

Who Wrote These Babysitter Quotes

46 authors contributed a total of 49 Babysitter Quotes, led by these top contributors: