"Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter!" — Terry Pratchett

More Babysitter Quotes

This quote is filed under Babysitter Quotes, one of 49 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

• It is a fundamental truth that the responsibilities of motherhood cannot be successfully delegated. No, not to day-care centers, not… — Ezra Taft Benson
• Why don't we pay more attention to who our farmers are? We would never be as careless choosing an auto… — Michael Pollan
• Bribes and boy bands. That’s all you need to be a babysitter. — Mindy Kaling
• My earliest memory was raping the babysitter when I was 5...she was 15. — Eminem
• I started off when I was seven years old doing musicals. I was in ‘Les Miserables’ and ‘The Sound of… — Alicia Vikander
• When you're in a movie, they treat you like you're four years old and give you whatever you want. On… — Eric Stoltz
• I want to be able to raise my kid. I was totally being a martyr about it at first, thinking… — Keri Russell
• My grandmother spent her whole life working as a maid, a cook and a babysitter, barely scraping by, but still… — Julian Castro
• Imagination They say adults have no imagination. Not true. Just instead of dinosaurs and spaceships, they imagine silence and the… — Unknown Author
• Ask any woman how she makes it through the day, and she may mention her calendar, her to-do lists, her… — Anna Quindlen
• I would rather be a babysitter than a nursemaid — Ivana Trump
• You can't get out-fought and out-desired. I don't want to see that again. I won't tolerate less than 100 percent… — Tim Sherwood

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