"Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter!" — Terry Pratchett
"Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter!"
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1,149 Quotes by Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett has 1,149 quotes on this site.
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There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
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Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats…
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Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't,…
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It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they…
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Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube…
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Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison,…
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Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this…
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At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.
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Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended.
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A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed…
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Things have no power that humans don't put there.
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It is a fundamental truth that the responsibilities of motherhood cannot be successfully delegated. No, not to day-care centers, not…
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Why don't we pay more attention to who our farmers are? We would never be as careless choosing an auto…
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Bribes and boy bands. That’s all you need to be a babysitter.
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My earliest memory was raping the babysitter when I was 5...she was 15.
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I started off when I was seven years old doing musicals. I was in ‘Les Miserables’ and ‘The Sound of…
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When you're in a movie, they treat you like you're four years old and give you whatever you want. On…
— Eric Stoltz
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I want to be able to raise my kid. I was totally being a martyr about it at first, thinking…
— Keri Russell
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My grandmother spent her whole life working as a maid, a cook and a babysitter, barely scraping by, but still…
— Julian Castro
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Imagination They say adults have no imagination. Not true. Just instead of dinosaurs and spaceships, they imagine silence and the…
— Unknown Author
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Ask any woman how she makes it through the day, and she may mention her calendar, her to-do lists, her…
— Anna Quindlen
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I would rather be a babysitter than a nursemaid
— Ivana Trump
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You can't get out-fought and out-desired. I don't want to see that again. I won't tolerate less than 100 percent…
— Tim Sherwood
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