Babies Quotes

838 Babies quotes by 661 unique authors

I like old men. They can be wonderful bastards because they have nothing to lose. The only people who can be themselves are babies and… — John Updike
Next to fat babies, midgets are my favorite things to hold. I love them so much, and I want to help them to do adult… — Chelsea Handler
Rats They fought the dogs and killed the cats, And bit the babies in the cradles, And ate the cheeses out of the vats, And… — Robert Browning
I know the M-word makes you nervous, but yeah. I'm talking about the big, permanent friendship. A little different from what Joe and Charles had,… — Suzanne Brockmann
Just because we haven’t met Mr. Right doesn’t mean we’re doing anything wrong. And by the way, you’re brilliant and awesome, too. If I were… — Julie James
Yeah, right," Minho said. "And Frypan's gonna start having little babies, Winston'll get rid of his monster acne, and Thomas here'll actually smile for once."… — James Dashner
Shhh.” He put a finger to her lips. “Hear me out. I cannot deny that I would've liked to have made babies with you. A… — Elizabeth Hoyt
Someday she will be saved, and the past and all its pain will be rendered as smoothly palatable as the food we spoon to our… — Lauren Oliver
Oh yes. You’ve caught me. I confess. My sole purpose in life is to gleefully, willfully, maniacally destroy all of your precious chrome babies. — Jennifer Estep
When I was little, the great mystery to me was not how babies were made, but why? — Jodi Picoult
Back in my day, which was about a week and a half ago, we took our lumps and we got back up and we cried… — Joss Whedon
Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires. — Stephen Colbert
I want babies too," he said huskily. "Daughters as beautiful as you are. — Maya Banks
The groove is so mysterious. We're born with it and we lose it and the world seems to split apart before our eyes into stupid… — Lynda Barry
Whoa," Brit breathed, handing my drink back to me. "That was..." "Really hot," Jacob finished. "I thought you two were going to rip off each… — Unknown Author
Anything you want to say about God you better make sure you can say in front of a pit of burning babies. — Elie Wiesel
A legacy that powerful does not disappear. Next to the Egyptians, the Greeks and Romans were babies. Our modern nations like Great Britain and America?… — Rick Riordan
It was the nicest thing she could imagine. It made her want to have his babies and give him both of her kidneys. — Rainbow Rowell
These are all direct quotes, except every time they use a curse word, I'm going to use the name of a famous American poet: 'You… — John Green
You flirt with everything." She could tell that her eyes were popping-- her eyeballs actually felt cold around the edges. "You flirt with old people… — Rainbow Rowell
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. — W.C. Fields
If we taught babies to talk as most skills are taught in school, they would memorize lists of sounds in a predetermined order and practice… — Linda Darling-Hammond
There's so many things going on in the world, Babies dying. Mothers crying. How much oil is one human life worth. And what ever happened… — Willie Nelson
Babies are such a nice way to start people. — Don Herold
I gather, young man, that you wish to be a Member of Parliament. The first lesson that you must learn is, when I call for… — Winston Churchill

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