Babies Quotes

838 Babies quotes by 661 unique authors

I knew it!" He pumps a fist into the air. "You've fallen in love with me. You want to have my babies. We'll get a… — Laurie Halse Anderson
Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I… — Bill Watterson
I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad. — Steven Wright
Comic books, movies, radio programmes centered their entertainment around the fact of torture. With the clearest of consciences, with a patriotic intensity, children dreamed, talked,… — Leonard Cohen
The problem was you had to keep choosing between one evil or another, and no matter what you chose, they sliced a little more off… — Charles Bukowski
I am a politician which means I am a liar and a crook. When I am not kissing babies I am stealing their lollypops. — Tom Clancy
Me, Polly Garter, under the washing line, giving the breast in the garden to my bonny new baby. Nothing grows in our garden, only washing.… — Dylan Thomas
I really have to wonder who or what made Daddy become this way. Babies aren't born cruel or filled with sick desire. Evil is not… — Ellen Hopkins
It made Fire so angry, the thought of such a medicine, a violence done to herself to stop her from creating anything like herself. And… — Kristin Cashore
If I had lady-spider legs, I would weave a sky where the stars lined up. Matresses would be tied down tight to their trucks, bodies… — Laurie Halse Anderson
For some people, getting pregnant is as easy as catching cold." And there certainly was an analogy there: Colds and babies were both caused by… — Kurt Vonnegut
Flea-Market vendors are frozen mid-haggle. Middle-aged women are frozen in the middle of their lives. The gavels of frozen judges are frozen between guilt and… — Jonathan Safran Foer
If by 'miracle kids' you mean innocent test-tube babies whose DNA was forcibly unraveled and merged with two percent avian genes, yeah, I guess that… — James Patterson
There are legions of us, I realized. The mothers who have broken babies, and spend the rest of our lives wondering if we should have… — Jodi Picoult
So I have. Let me hold the baby, Scarlett. Oh, I know how to hold babies. I have many strange accomplishments. Well, he certainly looks… — Margaret Mitchell
Life and death live and die in exactly the same spot, the body. It is from there that both babies and cancers are born. — Yann Martel
Yes, he’s a good boy. Never been in trouble at school and he’s on the honor roll. Captain of the football team. All-around psycho serial… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You know — we've had to imagine the war here, and we have imagined that it was being fought by aging men like ourselves. We… — Kurt Vonnegut
Um, Dr. Alexander, there’s a couple out here who say they’re related to you. They…um…they’re biker people. (Nurse) Hey, Julian. Tell Attila the Hun here… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You have some severe mental problem I need to be aware of, don’t you? (Shahara) Just because I eat babies for breakfast and pick my… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Dill was off again. Beautiful things floated around in his dreamy head. He could read two books to my one, but he preferred the magic… — Harper Lee
Men, Babies, it doesn't matter...we're soulmates — Candace Bushnell
We know, for instance, that there is a direct, inverse relationship between frequency of family meals and social problems. Bluntly stated, members of families who… — Anthony Bourdain
I still can’t say whether I ever want children….I can only say how I feel now--grateful to be on my own. I also know that… — Elizabeth Gilbert
Even as I speak, the very last polar bear may be dying of hunger on account of climate change, on account of us. And I… — Kurt Vonnegut

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