Babies Quotes

838 Babies quotes by 661 unique authors

Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store. — Lyndon B. Johnson
We all parent the best we can. Being human, we're ambivalent. We want perfection for our babies, but we also need sleep. — Erica Jong
Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have… — Jean Kerr
Babies are smart. They can tell the difference between a responsive face and a blank face, wiped clean of emotion. — Madeleine M. Kunin
I totally want, like, 18 babies. — Queen Latifah
If I ran into a 19-year-old version of myself, I'd just tell her to live, full out. I might also tell her to go ahead… — Queen Latifah
I was much distressed by next door people who had twin babies and played the violin; but one of the twins died, and the other… — Edward Lear
Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to… — David Letterman
A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her… — Jerry Lewis
If you look around Brazil you see pregnant women everywhere. Here you don't see that as much. There the only thing they do is babies,… — Adriana Lima
From the right, you get demagogues shouting about brown-skinned anchor babies and clamoring to deport the undocumented. From the left, you get advocacy for the… — Eric Liu
I am positive - determined to move forward with my life, bring up my babies, and do the best job I can as a mother,… — Jennifer Lopez
I've helped launch 49 careers - those that have been in PiL. To me, they are my babies; whatever they get up to, they know… — John Lydon
I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child. — Loretta Lynn
My husband is a composer, so he plays piano all the time and I sit there and clap telling my unborn child, 'Hear me clap,… — Danica McKellar
War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands. — H. L. Mencken
I'm always amazed when young women who are having babies want their husbands to watch the babies come out. I would never allow anything like… — Jeanne Moreau
The body is ready to have babies. Nature wants it done then, when the body can handle it, not after 40, when the income can… — Toni Morrison
There comes a time when a human being has to either face evil or admit to allowing it. Abortion is legal in the United States,… — Bill O'Reilly
Sometimes I daydream about having a farm and a wife and some babies and watching the grass grow, but you have to meet the right… — Conor Oberst
Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns. — David Ogilvy
Isn't it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like,… — Joel Osteen
'Good Morning America' exploited Joan Lunden's pregnancy, but you won't see me bringing my babies on the air. The only reason I'm talking about the… — Jane Pauley
It's tough campaigning, kissing hands and shaking babies. — Pat Paulsen
Promises are like crying babies in a theater, they should be carried out at once. — Norman Vincent Peale

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