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Atheist Quotes by Mark Twain
- If there is a God, he is a malign thug.
- I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure.
- Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them.
- Our Bible reveals to us the character of our god with minute and remorseless exactness... It is perhaps the most damnatory biography that exists in…
- No church property is taxed and so the infidel and the atheist and the man without religion are taxed to make up the deficit.
- Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
- It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
- Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
- The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
- You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking…
- I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest…
- The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.
- A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.
- Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought.
- It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
More Atheist Quotes
- A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler… — Aristotle
- Men create gods after their own image, not only with regard to their form but with regard to their mode of life. — Aristotle
- To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today. — Isaac Asimov
- A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion. — Francis Bacon
- Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of… — Douglas Adams
- Belief in the supernatural reflects a failure of the imagination. — Edward Abbey
- The Hebrews have done more to civilize men than any other nation. If I were an atheist, and believed blind eternal fate,… — John Adams
- To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to recieve all the great truths which atheism would deny. — Joseph Addison
- No philosophy, no religion, has ever brought so glad a message to the world as this good news of Atheism. — Annie Besant
- Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable. — Ambrose Bierce
- I don't have any real spirituality in my life - I'm kind of an atheist - but when music can take me… — Jack Black
- My dad was a militant atheist, or is a militant atheist. My mum was sort of bought up in a religious family… — Tony Blair