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Jeremy Clarkson has 85 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western,…
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Ecologically speaking, a spilt tanker load is like sticking a safety pin into an elephant's foot. The planet barely notices. After the…
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Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no one wants…
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The "public" seems to have bought into this belief that life can, and should, be run without risk, that all accidents are…
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This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
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Why is the forecast so bland? Why instead of 'stormy' don't they just say the sea's 'a frothing maelstrom of terror and…
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I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on the last…
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Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery that's hard…
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Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?
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Then there’s the biggest problem of them all – the problem of being in an Audi TT when you are not called…
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This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying…
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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?
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And that's Aston Villa's first league goal since their last one.
— Elton Welsby
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Hey Deion, Bubbelah - maybe you'd better pay a little less attention to those unfairly Draconian salary caps that only allowed you…
— Dennis Miller
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We always looked forward to playing Aston Villa to hear him mangle Ugo Ehiogu's name. "Make sure you pick up Ehugu, Ehogy,…
— Gary Neville
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I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley…
— Jeremy Clarkson
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Aston Villa have literally metaphorically had their pants pulled down
— Dion Dublin
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I would love to take a road trip across Italy in an Aston Martin S Coupe.
— Esha Gupta
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But a lot of my training can be done in Aston - a lot of the hard work, so to speak. But…
— Elvis Stojko
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Best performance of the year: Aston Villa v. Milan, September 1994
— Alec Guinness
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I may be the prat in the hat, that's cool, but I drive an Aston Martin DB5.
— Jay Kay
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I have a car that I like - an Aston Martin - for Sunday drives in the country.
— Seth MacFarlane
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I don't follow football, I just love the name Aston Villa. Here in England you have other footballing entities like Manchester and…
— Tom Hanks
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I had an Aston Martin phone worth ?15,000 given to me as a present. I dropped it in a gin and tonic…
— Simon Jordan
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