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Jeremy Clarkson has 85 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western,…
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Ecologically speaking, a spilt tanker load is like sticking a safety pin into an elephant's foot. The planet barely notices. After the…
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Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no one wants…
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The "public" seems to have bought into this belief that life can, and should, be run without risk, that all accidents are…
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This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
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Why is the forecast so bland? Why instead of 'stormy' don't they just say the sea's 'a frothing maelstrom of terror and…
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I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on the last…
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Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery that's hard…
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Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?
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Then there’s the biggest problem of them all – the problem of being in an Audi TT when you are not called…
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This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying…
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I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?
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Popular Asthmatic quotes from across the collection:
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The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.
— Jeremy Clarkson
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And the blunts and liquor killing our lungs and liver. The asthmatic drug-addict, I function with it
— Black Thought
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Well I was an asthmatic child. So that for most of my childhood I was in bed. Bedridden.
— Gerald Scarfe
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To stop smoking was actually really easy because I had already started to cut down. My husband is asthmatic, and he just…
— Holly Marie Combs
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It's strange that words are so inadequate. Yet, like the asthmatic struggling for breath, so the lover must struggle for words.
— Thomas Stearns Eliot
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These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig…
— Alfred Hitchcock
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Here's the thing: I am not only a creature of civilization, I'm an asthmatic person. I will only live so long as…
— John Hodgman
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I was a fat child; I was asthmatic. No wonder I'm a hypochondriac.
— Alber Elbaz
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I used many times to touch my own chest and feel, under its asthmatic quiver, the engine of the heart and lungs…
— Stephen Fry
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You mentioned your name as if I should recognize it, but beyond the obvious facts that you are a bachelor, a solicitor,…
— Arthur Conan Doyle
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And a utility belt! I'm like an asthmatic Batman!
— Michael Buckley
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As a result of the asthma I was sent to school in the country, and only visited Sydney for brief, violently asthmatic…
— Patrick White
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