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I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass…
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You so much as TOUCH kittys ass, and Ill put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your…
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How would you like to suck my balls?
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Its a mans obligation to stick his boneration in a womens separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the…
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Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an…
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Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didnt even charge me money for it. He just made me close my…
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Ive learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and…
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When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls…
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I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass…
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Miley cyrus flat as a ruler everywhere tf she always twerkin for?..she need to twerk that flat ass back to disney channel
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Girl throw that ass back while I watch this money stack. Girl throw that ass back while I blow this loud pack.
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Puff puff pass wit cha b*tch ass, Back in High School smoke week when I cut class, And now I'm an addict.
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