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- Me and success are two things you don't wanna find yo ass between. Back against the wall like plasma screens. — Drake
- These stupid peasants, who, throughout the world, hold potentates on their thrones, make statesmen illustrious, provide generals with lasting victories, all with… — Stephen Crane
- I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that… — William F. Buckley, Jr.
- Aging is not 'lost youth,' but a new stage of opportunity and strength. It's a different stage of life, and if you… — Betty Friedan
- Does it mean, if you don't understand something, and the community of physicists don't understand it, that means God did it? Is… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
- When I speak to kids I tell them, 'Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they're… — Charles Barkley
- The world is not the most pleasant place. Eventually your parents leave you and nobody is going to go out of their… — Queen Elizabeth II
- Angels are totally real. Tinkerbell has a hot ass. Wendigos exist. It's all true. Satan is blonde. True fact. — Misha Collins