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Ass Quotes by Ambrose Bierce
- In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
- CUNNING, n. The faculty that distinguishes a weak animal or person from a strong one. It brings its possessor much mental satisfaction and great material…
- ASS, n. A public singer with a good voice but no ear.
- VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.
- ASS, n. A public singer with a good voice but no ear. In Virginia City, Nevada, he is called the Washoe Canary, in Dakota, the…
More Ass Quotes
- Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die'... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.' — Pat Benatar
- I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that… — William F. Buckley, Jr.
- A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles. — Richard Burton
- If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail! — Kurt Cobain
- I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things. It's a… — Jennifer Aniston
- When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass. — LL Cool J
- I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullshit ass comment. I was the best… — Kanye West
- The biggest sin is sitting on your ass. — Florynce Kennedy
- Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid. — John Wayne
- Life is never easy for those who dream. — Robert James Waller
- We view ourselves on the eve of battle. We are nerved for the contest, and must conquer or perish. It is vain… — Sam Houston
- I hope you're all Republicans. — Ronald Reagan