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- People ask if I miss it, but they don't understand that American culture is so ubiquitous that there's nothing to miss. I don't see myself…
- Anyone who watches even the slightest amount of TV is familiar with the scene: An agent knocks on the door of some seemingly ordinary home…
- Amy adored both the new look and the new person it allowed her to be. Following the photo shoot, she wore her bruises to the…
- Cover your glass in France or Germany --even worse, in England - and in the voice of someone who has personally affronted, your host will…
- People ask me, 'Have you ever considered doing stand-up?' To me it would be less offensive if someone asked me, 'Have you ever considered dental…
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- Ask yourself the secret of your success. Listen to your answer, and practice it. — Richard Bach
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- If you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know. — Louis Armstrong
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- I could be on 52nd and Third in Manhattan up and ask a strange for directions and they will help you, that's… — Rodney Atkins
- To save your world you asked this man to die; would this man, could he see you now, ask why? — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Before people complain of the obscurity of modern poetry, they should first examine their consciences and ask themselves with how many people… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend; on the other hand, if… — Saint Augustine
- It is happy for you that you possess the talent of flattering with delicacy. May I ask whether these pleasing attentions proceed… — Jane Austen
- The Holy Spirit is our comforter, our teacher. That's why, in prayer, we can ask the Lord to open up Scripture and… — Michele Bachmann
- I'm not an actor that tends to care. I don't ask 'Is this a close up? Is this a master? Is this… — Christian Bale