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John Oliver has 98 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented,…
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Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.
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Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting.…
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Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.
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Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.
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News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.
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Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord…
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Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'
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Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states…
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If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where delegates come…
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You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter,
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One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.
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For April Fools Day, someone played a really cruel joke on me. They stole ALL my mirrors and I had to go…
— James Franco
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Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with…
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Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.
— John Oliver
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I am broken, laying in pieces on the floor, unable to put them back together. You made me fall for you, but…
— Patience
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April Fools' Day is probably the worst day ever to have a heart attack.
— Green Monk
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April Fools' is exhausting. I can't wait for tomorrow when I can return to blindly accepting everything I hear.
— Green Monk
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As a wise man once said, April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.
— Green Monk
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The best day to propose to a girl is on April Fools Day. If she says yes, then good. But, if she…
— Green Monk
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Happy April Fools Day Beware of getting fooled!
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Happy April Fools Day Everyone, Beware of getting FOOLED!
— Unknown Author
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Girl : you're cute me: it's not april fools day yet
— Amit Verma
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Happy april fools day!!!
— Asking Alexander
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