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• I was an altar boy, a spokesperson for the Virgin Mary, I was a choir boy but then at the age of… — Guillermo del Toro
• I'm 84 years old. Don't let the altar-boy face fool you. — Johnny Kelly
• The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy. — Bill Maher
• I was an altar boy. My mother wanted me to be a priest. I am very Christian and Catholic. ... I'm very… — Hugo Chavez
• I was an altar boy and a choir member. — Cheech Marin
• In the third grade, a nun stuffed me in a garbage can under her desk because she said that's where I belonged.… — Bruce Springsteen
• My mother was gentle and warm. She was the sort of person you could really open up to. I was the eldest… — Stephen Mangan
• Hey, I was raised in the church. I was an altar boy and a choir member. I almost became a priest -… — Cheech Marin
• I was an altar boy, which I loved and am very proud of. It was strict, but also really nice. — Michael Keaton
• I'm a lapsed altar boy. — Guillermo Del Toro
• Your daddy is a wine, and your mommy's quite insane. From altar boy to sewer rat, you don't give a damn. — Megadeth
• I wanted to be a Priest at one point. I was pretty religious. I was an altar boy, and I was good… — Jimmy Fallon

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