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• People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more…
• The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.
• The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland,…
• So where did these cravings come from? I concluded it's the baby ordering in. Prenatal takeout. Even without ever being in a…
• There's something that happens in that delivery room, when a woman becomes ten times more a woman, and a guy becomes six…
• Marriage is just an elaborate game that allows two selfish people to periodically feel that they're not.
• Two or three times a week, I drive by the houses of numbers 78-100 just to rub it in,
• Nothing would make me happier if Peter Falk would finally win his Oscar for this. Not just as the writer but as…

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