Allergic Quotes
104 quotes by 91 authors
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My nutritionist has done a great job in changing my diet after we established I am allergic to things like gluten - I can't eat…
— Novak Djokovic
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I'm allergic to dogs, so I couldn't even adopt what gay men typically adopt when they have that maternal gene.
— Dan Savage
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I am certainly not allergic to causes - particularly on subjects such as religious intolerance.
— Vikram Seth
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The world is your oyster... ...too bad you're allergic to shellfish.
— Paul Neilan
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If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.
— Daniel Handler
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Daisy looked up at him with the kind of expression that Jesus might have given someone who had just explained that he was probably allergic…
— Neil Gaiman
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I'm allergic to family occasions. Sometimes I think we'd do better as dandelion seeds-no family, no history, just floating off into the world, each on…
— Sophie Kinsella
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I just have an allergic reaction to lung cancer. Gives me tumors.
— Barry Lyga
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Some words have multiple meanings. Scholastic, aware that I'm allergic to preservatives, kindly got someone to translate the phrase "I can only eat food without…
— Maggie Stiefvater
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I can’t believe I’m mated to someone who’s allergic to me. (Ravyn) You? I’m the one who should be having a hissy. How do I…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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You know, you say ‘not exactly’ a lot. You’re not exactly a vampire. You’re not exactly from Scotland, and you’re allergic to daylight. What else?…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Nathanial can show me how to better control the change, but even so, you never have to worry about me turning into a cat again.…
— Jeaniene Frost
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Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.
— Derek Landy
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I have church on Sunday.†“Of course you do.†“You’re welcome to come along.†“Thanks, but I’m allergic to incense.†“That’s a shame.†“It’s the…
— Alexandra Adornetto
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Remember when you fell out of that tree on the farm when you were ten, and broke your arm? Remember how he made them let…
— Cassandra Clare
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The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.
— Richard Pryor
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Danger comes in many forms, I suppose. For some people, it might be jumping off a bridge or climbing impossible moutains. For others, it could…
— David Levithan
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Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.
— Richard Pryor
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You should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats.
— Daniel Handler
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I'm allergic to sad memories. It's the worst.
— Gabrielle Zevin
Who Wrote These Allergic Quotes
91 authors contributed a total of 104 Allergic Quotes, led by these top contributors: