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Allergic Quotes by Daniel Handler
- If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.
- You should never stick something that you are allergic to into your mouth, especially if that thing is cats.
More Allergic Quotes
- I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. — Robert Downey, Jr.
- There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause… — Dustin Hoffman
- I was like one of those people who is allergic to the twentieth century... I'd been brought up to think there was… — Peter Wolf
- Humans are allergic to change. They love to say, 'We've always done it this way.' I try to fight that. That's why… — Grace Hopper
- I'm allergic to coming in second but I never sneeze. — Drake
- I think once I made up my mind that I was allergic to alcohol, and that's what I learned, it made sense… — Betty Ford
- Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. — Will Smith
- The only thing I'm afraid of is bees. I don't like bees. I'm allergic to them. — Kobe Bryant