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- All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.
- You can do good work simply staying up all night and eating nothing but junk food, but probably not in the long term.
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- . . . a basic law: the more you practice the art of thankfulness, the more you have to be thankful for.… — Norman Vincent Peale
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- All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. — Aristotle
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- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
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