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• Every season has its peaks and valleys. What you have to try to do is eliminate the Grand Canyon.
• I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what…
• My biggest problem in the big leagues is that I can't figure out how to spend forty-three dollars in meal money.
• With the Cardinals everybody would be reading the business section to see what their stocks were doing. You get to this locker…
• The biggest adjustment from the minors was learning to spend $45 in meal money.
• I can only guess that, for guys in their 30s and 40s who watched me play, they understood that the score never…
• I always respected Barry Bonds, and I wanted to let him know that I did in a certain way.
• I don't care what you do - baseball or politics - George W. Bush is always going to be compared to his…
• Good mothers are underrated, just like good defense.
• He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts.
• Who says there's an unemployment problem in this country? Just take the five percent unemployed and give them a baseball stat to…
• It seems like Satan has thrown the DH into our game.

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