"I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop,……" — Andy Van Slyke
"I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'."
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14 Quotes by Andy Van Slyke
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- My biggest problem in the big leagues is that I can't figure out how to spend forty-three dollars in meal…
- With the Cardinals everybody would be reading the business section to see what their stocks were doing. You get to…
- The biggest adjustment from the minors was learning to spend $45 in meal money.
- I can only guess that, for guys in their 30s and 40s who watched me play, they understood that the…
- I always respected Barry Bonds, and I wanted to let him know that I did in a certain way.
- I don't care what you do - baseball or politics - George W. Bush is always going to be compared…
- Good mothers are underrated, just like good defense.
- He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts.
- Who says there's an unemployment problem in this country? Just take the five percent unemployed and give them a baseball…
- It seems like Satan has thrown the DH into our game.
- They wanted me to play third like Brooks so I did play like Brooks - Mel Brooks.
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