Seltzer Quotes

7 quotes by 5 authors

• Culture is a little like dropping an Alka- Seltzer into a glass- you don't see it, but somehow it does something — Hans Magnus Enzensberger
• That was the Alka-Seltzer moment, the moment when the tablet hits the water and begins to fizz. — Trevor Baylis
• I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it… — Andy Van Slyke
• Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how to… — Conan O'Brien
• Hey, have you heard that one about the difference between me, Wit, and my loutish cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, so I walk into a bar,… — Chip Kidd

Who Wrote These Seltzer Quotes

5 authors contributed a total of 7 Seltzer Quotes as follows:

• 1 Seltzer Quote by Hans Magnus Enzensberger
• 1 Seltzer Quote by Trevor Baylis
• 1 Seltzer Quote by Andy Van Slyke
• 1 Seltzer Quote by Conan O'Brien
• 1 Seltzer Quote by Chip Kidd