Alka Quotes
- Culture is a little like dropping an Alka- Seltzer into a glass- you don't see it, but somehow it does something — Hans Magnus Enzensberger
- That was the Alka-Seltzer moment, the moment when the tablet hits the water and begins to fizz. — Trevor Baylis
- I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it… — Andy Van Slyke