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Alcohol Quotes by Douglas Adams
- Six pints of bitter, said Ford Prefect. And quickly please, the world's about to end.
- The story goes that I first had the idea for The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy while lying drunk in a field in Innsbruck.
- The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect…
More Alcohol Quotes
- It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken. — Aristotle
- On average, drug prisoners spend more time in federal prison than rapists, who often get out on early release because of the… — Michael Badnarik
- Drug prohibition has caused gang warfare and other violent crimes by raising the prices of drugs so much that vicious criminals enter… — Michael Badnarik
- Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water,… — Dave Barry
- According to Teenage Research Unlimited, 51 percent of 13-15 year olds say they will be faced with making a decision regarding alcohol… — Xavier Becerra
- I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food… — Brendan Behan
- Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony. — Robert Benchley
- I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. — George Best
- Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. — Ambrose Bierce
- The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. — Humphrey Bogart
- Never accept a drink from a urologist. — Erma Bombeck
- Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for. — Christian Nestell Bovee