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Here's a phrase that apparently the airlines simply made up: near miss. They say that if 2 planes almost collide, it's a near miss. Bullshit,… — George Carlin
Why do airline pilots always call passengers "folks"? I don't usually take umbrage at generic terminology--I'm one of those forward-thinkers who believes that "man" encompasses… — C.E. Murphy
Taylor clapped for attention. “Miss New Mexico, let’s not get all down in the bummer basement where the creepy things live. There are people in… — Libba Bray
Now airlines charge for everything... If the oxygen mask drops, you have to swipe your credit card to start the flow of the oxygen. — Ellen DeGeneres
He won't fly on the Balinese airline, Garuda, because he won't fly on any airline where the pilots believe in reincarnation. — Spalding Gray
I am obsessed with planning travel! Not just traveling, which I love, but the whole planning process and all the details that go into it.… — Lauren Weisberger
My father was an airline pilot, so we travelled more spontaneously than a lot of families. On a Thursday, we could decide to go somewhere… — Chris Hadfield
Airline food is cooked in an oven and then kept warm. Space station food is often cooked in an oven and then thermo-stabilised, irradiated or… — Chris Hadfield
Airline glamour never promised anything as mundane as elbow room, much less a flat bed, a massage, or an arugula salad. It promised a better… — Virginia Postrel
When you have armed militants, aided and abetted by a major country like Russia, able to use surface-to-air missiles to bring down a commercial airline,… — Hillary Clinton
I came from the music business, which reputedly has the biggest egos, but I really think the airline world caps it. — Tony Fernandes
If you pay your credit card off every month, get a rewards card. One that gives you airline miles or that will give you 1… — Aaron Patzer
Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror. — Al Boliska
The guest gets at least as much service with us as with some established airline, if not even more. And at by far a favourable… — Niki Lauda
These are times of unprecedented challenge and change in the airline industry, and the appointments we are announcing today will put American in an even… — Gerard Arpey
Not having an administrator sends the wrong message to the airline industry. — Maria Cantwell
As the head of security for an airline, I can't ask my passengers to risk their lives and jump on a terrorist. This is why… — Isaac Yeffet
Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't exit until the rug has come to a complete stop. -Genie as an… — Aladdin
In August 2011, Brandon McCaw says within 48 hours of mobilization, industry representatives were requesting three-month contracts, aid in materials procurement, exemptions for employees, and… — Brandon McCaw
American Airlines on Wednesday canceled 2400 flights this week stranding 150,000 travelers as it inspected the wiring on some of its jets. Said one relieved… — Seth Meyers

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