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But here's the thing about being honest: All the liars HATE you for it, and most of the people in the world…
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I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the…
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Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for you. Men…
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You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you…
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You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds…
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I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a…
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Yes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but everyone forgets the second half of that quote: the road to…
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My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn't know. When I explicitly admitted to the limits…
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.
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When I first met my husband, I needed that helping hand to take the reins and look after me.
— Christina Aguilera
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In my hometown there is a pub named after me - The Frome Flyer on Jenson Avenue. How cool is that?!
— Jenson Button
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The Bible is alive, it speaks to me; it has feet, it runs after me; it has hands, it lays hold of…
— Martin Luther
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If somebody had started on a remake of French Kiss before I announced my own film, I would have dropped my subject.…
— Ajay Devgan
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My new tattoo is Jesus being carried by three cherubs. Obviously the cherubs are my boys. At some point they are going…
— David Beckham
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And I trusted someone to look after me on the business side of life.
— Elton John
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When I was a sophomore, a friend asked me to go to a local acting seminar with him. Two guys were very…
— Jensen Ackles
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If I like you, I'll confront you and be open about it. Then I expect you to come after me.
— Ashley Tisdale
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Again the pressure pushes me in the chair, shuts my eyes. I notice the dark red tongues of the flame outside the…
— Valentina Tereshkova
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If girls were going after me, I would not only admit it, but I would probably exaggerate about the swarming masses. I…
— Joshua Jackson
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As many people have pointed out, the scene in ‘Kung Fu Hustle’ where the Landlady was chasing after me resembled the Roadrunner,…
— Stephen Chow
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So I place my heart under lock and key, to take some time to look after me. But when I turn around…
— Deborah Cox
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