After Eighty Quotes by George Burns

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George Burns has 110 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you…
• Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
• You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
• It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
• When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
• Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
• You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down…
• I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

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