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Sorry. I'm a deep sleeper, it's a condition. You know when they say; 'I think I can sleep through and earthquake.' Well, I've actually slept…

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Dad, you were like a father to me.
Why? Because, it's a picture of yourself. Anyone can take a picture in a beautiful turtle neck with their hands crossed and…
Okay guys, we need to get out there. Really need to get going. Paul what are you doing? You acted like a…
Oh, that's me. I'm just masturbating. Well, if you keep interrupting me it will take a little bit longer. But usually it…
You know, I just wanna offer an explanation, sir, as to why you wound up on the side of state 20. It's…
You better change yourself before you wreck yourself. -Ethan Tremblay
Have you ever seen the movie Forrest Gump? He ran across the U.S. and he was pretty stupid. I have faith in…
Why are your father's ashes in a coffee can? -Peter

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