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• But here's the thing about being honest: All the liars HATE you for it, and most of the people in the world…
• I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the…
• Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.
• Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
• Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for you. Men…
• You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you…
• You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds…
• I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a…
• Yes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but everyone forgets the second half of that quote: the road to…
• My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn't know. When I explicitly admitted to the limits…
• Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
• That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.

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